"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.
thanks to this beautiful person
i have learned you can be a slut
by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself
What a wanker.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
ever seen a living featherless chicken?
now you have
shit like this pisses me off. ok, so vegans are the ones who “shove their belief’s down people’s throat” yet someone can’t just post a picture of their belief on their blog with out a meat eater being all “let me post meat on this”. oh and yes, douchebags, you found the vegan.
*grabs mike* fuck her right in the pussy
i just wish jk rowling had developed the slytherin house as well as avatar: the last airbender had developed the fire nation
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon