The Mockinggay

thescienceofjohnlock:

commanderabutt:

cynically—colorblind:

"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."

I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.

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thanks to this beautiful person

i have learned you can be a slut

by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself

What a wanker.

(via free-farts)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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shingekinokataang:

AtLA + being one with the element

Happy Earth(bending) Day! 

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open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that


yeah


i’m


pretty


sure



Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that

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yeah

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i’m

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pretty

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sure

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Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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psyducked:

theghostofyourliess:

scraggay:

psyducked:

ever seen a living featherless chicken?

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now you have

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shit like this pisses me off. ok, so vegans are the ones who “shove their belief’s down people’s throat” yet someone can’t just post a picture of their belief on their blog with out a meat eater being all “let me post meat on this”. oh and yes, douchebags, you found the vegan. 

fuck off. 

*grabs mike* fuck her right in the pussy

corteae:

i just wish jk rowling had developed the slytherin house as well as avatar: the last airbender had developed the fire nation

(via redpooch)

whatreference:

hi! so i recently reached 1k followers and i’m super happy about it! to celebrate, i though i would make a few masterposts for y’all. I might make a tumblr-related one later, too. anyways, i hope you like this one, and all of the links open in new tabs!
 colour
the psychology of color
how to mix skin tones
color harmony
a ton of colour palettes
how to contour/highlight
colour meanings
how to colour
how to draw…
how to draw hoods
how to draw boobs in shirts
how to draw hair
how to draw faces
another face tutorial
how to draw hands
how to draw mouths
how to draw expressions
more expressions
cargsdoodle’s body tutorial
how to draw arms
how to avoid same facing
how to draw clothing folds
references
drawing references
hairstyle references
eye references
a ton of clothing references
ear references
kneeling/sitting references
kissing references
downloads
adobe creative suite 2 free download
sai brush downloads
sai brushes
alternative to photoshop
photoshop for free
mypaint drawing program
a ton of free art programs
other
pixel art: a beginner’s guide
an AWESOME tutorial masterpost
my art tag
glitch effect tutorial

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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